"I had my heart broken the night before the end of summer dance; I spent every Friday evening sitting on the grass lip syncing prayers in Hebrew that I knew absolutely nothing of; I wrote back home complaining about the cruelty of my counselors and their monthly cleanup day (my bunk had unfortunate dibs on the bathrooms; you can imagine what happens to 12-year-old girls and their bathrooms)."
Jew Camp Confidential, on the Hairpin. 

"I had my heart broken the night before the end of summer dance; I spent every Friday evening sitting on the grass lip syncing prayers in Hebrew that I knew absolutely nothing of; I wrote back home complaining about the cruelty of my counselors and their monthly cleanup day (my bunk had unfortunate dibs on the bathrooms; you can imagine what happens to 12-year-old girls and their bathrooms)."

Jew Camp Confidential, on the Hairpin.